Monthly Archive for February, 2010

Behold! A 21 Week Belly Guardian!

I asked Trevor to take a picture of my belly today at 21 weeks.  I stood up, ready for the picture; then Jace jumped up, grabbed his sword, and stood right in front of my belly doing ninja moves so Trevor couldn’t get a picture of my belly.  It was too funny.  And then, afterwards, when we were looking at the pics, we started laughing at this one:

Trevor said, “It’s like he is saying, ‘THIS IS MY WOMAN!!!!!’”  And we both laughed.  When I transffered the pics to my laptop, Jace was watching, and he saw that picture.  He started laughing his head off and said, “Mom!  That was so funny when I did this (he then proceeded to throw his arms out and head back and shouted), ‘THIS IS MY WOMAN!’”  hahaha He is SO FUNNY!  Anyway, a big update tomorrow, just belly pics today.

**Note: Disregard the outfit.  I had only halfway changed into my lounge clothes from my Sunday outfit…  I don’t normally gallivant through the streets of Kiev in silk shirts and sweater vests with red velvet disco pants…

I started the pregnancy at 104 lbs and 21 weeks later am 123 lbs and it’s just going up from here!  WHEW!

Banned Disney Cartoons


Oh my heck. We don’t have T.V. here so I was looking for cartoons to download for Jace so he could have something to watch. Well, I found a whole bunch of “Banned Disney and Warner Brother Cartoons”. That sounded super interesting, so I downloaded all of them. I watched some today and OH MY HECK!!! They are soooooo psycho! Each of them were banned because they are so ridiculously, tremendously, out of this world, politically incorrect. For instance, in one, Bugs Bunny is pretending to be a black slave and a Yankee general is trying to whip him. Then Abe Lincoln comes and reprimands the general. I wish I could upload one so you could see what I am talking about, but boy oh boy! Psycho! But the more psycho part is, I remember watching some of these when I was a little kid. So they must have been pulled from the air in the past 15 years. The anthropology behind it is very intriguing.  See if you can find them because they are very eye opening in regards to the politics of America then and now.

You Will Laugh Until You Cry. I Promise.

My mom is from Kentucky and my dad is from New York but really really wants to be from Kentucky.  This TOTALLY is my mom and dad to a “T”.  I watched it two times in a row and cried my eyes out each time.   They are bloopers from an actual fishing show.  Oh my heck.  Hilarious.

Pictures, BABY!!

There have been lots of words lately and few pictures, so how about we switch that up?

Our building is the red one on the far right.

Going into the Metro.

Jace, Lyosha, Olya and Lala in the Metro.

Everywhere you look there are apartments, apartments, apartments.  There are soooooooo many people!

I only brought like five toys to Ukraine for Jace because we had no space in our luggage, so we went to a toy store in the renic today and got him some guns and a sword.  No little J-Bomb has ever been happier.  Although you can’t tell from this pic.

AK-47’s on the streets of Kiev.  They shot all innocent bystanders all the way back to the apartment.

Me, Jace and my belly in the Metro.

Walking back to the apartment.

Defending the fortress.

Snuggling after a furious battle.

Bringing in the enemy combatants for a good peace keeping snuggle, as well.

Jace grabbed the camera and told me to take pictures of him.  He then proceeded to do a series of poses that he requested I photograph.  Is he his father’s son or what?

The flamingo.  (Note: Each of these poses was held completely immobile until I took the picture.  He planned out every single one of these: props, poses and all.)

Ode to a handgun.

The stalking Samuri.

The autumn tree.

The robot.

The running man.

Zombie with a handgun.  (Does this disturb anyone besides me?  I don’t think he planned to roll his eyes back in his head but he was very pleased with the result when he saw it.  I think this boy watches too much Halo.)

The man you don’t want to meet in an alley at night.  (He held this pose for like 2 minutes until he was satisfied I had gotten a sufficient picture.  I have like 15 of this exact shot.)

The JC Penny mannequin.

Seriously, none of these were action shots; each was a pose he held for at least 10 seconds and there are like 25 more I could have put on.  haha!!  HE IS SO FUNNY!!!!!  Anyway, until next time!

Life in the Ukraine

We have been living in Ukraine for almost a MONTH now!  Time has flown and I really need to update!  OK, so since I last posted about what was going on, we moved to another apartment.  Trevor’s apartment was WAY far from anything fun and WAY far from the metro, so we moved to an apartment right in Kiev (before we were in the outskirts) and right next to a metro stop so we have full access to the city.  Before we had to take a taxi for forever to get to the metro which was ridiculous.

We moved into this new apartment and we are the first to ever live in it– it is a brand new building and they are still building all the apartments, so there are only like 8 apartments rented in this huge apartment building which is GREAT!  We don’t have to be quiet and we don’t have any noisy neighbors.   It is really really big so we have tons of space and it is very beautiful.  Trevor’s apartment was totally a bachelor pad– ick.  But this one is lovely and I really like it.  We are on the 12th floor and have a great view.  This is the view from our bedroom window.

Right below us is the “renic”– the market.  There they sell all kinds of staples like bread, cheese, meat, milk, etc.– the things that go bad quickly so you don’t want to buy a lot of it in the store.  You just go down to the market and get it fresh each day.  Way cool!  Olya  takes me everywhere so today I decided I had to face Ukraine by myself so I went to the renic ALL ALONE!   I am so proud of myself!  OK, so this is how it all went.  Since there are so few people in this building, you have to call the attendant on the first floor to send the elevator up to you.  If someone forgets to send it back down to the first floor, then no one can use it.  Well, we waited and waited and the elevator never came so we had to use the stairs– Jace climbed 12 flights of stairs.  What a champ.  So then we got out and walked to the renic (which is right behind our building) and I found the bread store (each store is dedicated to its specialty item, so there is a bread store, a milk store, a meat store, etc.), I walked in and said, “Sdrasvoitsa.  Dva butone, pajalsta.”  (I can spell it all in Russian, I just don’t have a Russian keyboard so that is how it is phonetically, I guess.)  He knew exactly what I said, he got me two of the breads I wanted, I gave him the money, I turned and said, “Dos Vedania,” and left!  I was a total pro!  Here is a pic of the renic from our bedroom window.  Each of those long buildings has a bunch of little shops.

The weather is warming up now.  The snow is melting and yesterday was my first day seeing the sun!  We have had blue skies for two days now and it is beautiful!  Everyone has a totally wrong idea of the Ukraine.  It is totally European and they have anything you could need.  Our friends Max and Natalie took me to the huge supercenter a few days ago and it was awesome.  It is like a Super Walmart (but bigger), and they have such a variety of everything.  Like, they have a 200 foot aisle full of the most amazing and exotic juices, they have 30 different types of rice, 50 different types of grains (like buckweat, spelt, anything!) 40 different types of gourmet cheeses, etc.  I could just spend 6 hours wandering the aisles looking at everything.  I will bring a camera next time so you can see what I am taking about.  The only thing I don’t like is that you can’t really buy things in bulk.  Everything is sold in 1 kilo packages.  I am used to buying 20 lbs of rice at a time, or 25 lbs of flour, but you can’t do that here.  I bought a 5 kilo bag of flour, and Natalie thought I was nuts.  haha They also don’t have certain things that I really need like cornstarch, shortening, and random things like that.  Anyway, they also have premade food that you can just buy in the frozen food section and you can buy palmeni!  I LOVE PALMENI!

For breakfast, people eat grains.  They don’t generally eat cereal like Americans do (there were only even a few to choose from)– they eat various types of oatmeals.  Lala and Lyosha (Jace’s friends) eat buckwheat cereal for breakfast each morning with a little milk and honey.  For lunch, everyone eats soups– the traditional one is “Borsch” which is a beet, vegetable, soup.  We always have it– as soon as it runs out, Olya makes more.  It is WAY good.  Then for dinner, they have various things, mostly vegetable based like this salad that we had yesterday called Oliveyea.  Olya made a huge thing of it yesterday.  It is hard boiled eggs, chicken breast, carrots, potatoes, pickles, and corn.   Everything is cooked until it is soft, and then mixed together, then you get a serving of it and mix it with sour cream. Try it.  It’s sooooo good.

This is turning into a way long post, so I will post more later!

BEHOLD! A 20 Week Belly!

5 months!  Halfway done!

I READ RUSSIAN!

I would just like to announce to the blogging world, that I HAVE MASTERED THE RUSSIAN ALPHABET!  I can read ANYTHING!  You give me a Russian book and I can read it!  I won’t have a clue what I am reading about (unless it is a dog, cat, milk, eat, drink, man, woman, sleep, etc…. all the little kid words that I am currently mastering…) but I can read it!!!!  I AM SO EXCITED!  I have just been going through the fridge reading everything and there is this calendar with a lot of information on it that I totally read and then there is a Book Of Mormon that I totally can read– IT IS AMAZING!  I am so excited!  Here is the alphabet if you want to learn to read, too– after you get the letters down, then there are these crazy rules, about some of the more crazy of the letters, but after that, YOU GOT IT!

Group 1: 5 Letters are same as English
          01  А а - A  (America)
          12  К к - K  (Ken)
          14  М м - M  (Mary)
          16  О о - O  (Olga)
          20  Т т - T  (Tom)

     Group 2: 6 Letters are similar to Greek
          04  Г г - G  (Gloria)
          05  Д д - D  (Don)
          09  З з - Z  (Zebra)
          13  Л л - L  (Linda)
          17  П п - P  (Peter)
          22  Ф ф - F  (Fred)     

     Group 3: 6 Letters are same as English,
              but pronounced differently
          03  В в - V  (Victor)
          06  Е е - YE (Yeah)
          15  Н н - N  (Nancy)
          18  Р р - R  (Russ)
          19  С с - S  (Sam)
          23  Х х - H  (Herb)

     Group 4: 16 Letters are distinctly Russian
          02  Б б - B  (Ben)
          07  Ё ё - YO (Yolk)
          08  Ж ж - ZH (Vision)
          10  И и - I  (Italy)
          11  Й й - Y  (Boy) (Short I)
          21  У у - U  (Moon)
          24  Ц ц - TS (Science)
          25  Ч ч - CH (Charles)
          26  Ш ш - SH (Short)
          27  Щ щ - SHCH (SH + CH)
          28  Ъ ъ - Hard sign
          29  Ы ы - Hard I
          30  Ь ь - Soft sign
          31  Э э - E  (Emma)
          32  Ю ю - YU (Yukon)
          33  Я я - YA (Yard)